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Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Why change it? It looks good the way it is.
Submitted by Raiko S.:
Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Well, if I change one, I have to change them all.
Submitted by Gregg J.:
Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I can change it, but you're not going to like it.
What's The Problem?
Here are some helpful "technical terms":
"PBKAC"
Problem Between Keyboard And Chair
(Contributed by James H.)
"PICNIC"
Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
(Contributed by Steve P. and Craig R.)
"I-D-Ten-T Problem"
Replace the word "ten" with 10
and the problem will become clear.
(Contributed by James H.)
"Warmware Failure"
Operator error
(Contributed by James H.)
Note: The Tech. Minute for Avid Symphony is here »
Technical Maintenance Minute – ProTools
The "Tech Guys" wax poetic about
their latest installation of ProTools
2 minutes
Promo Pimp
2 minutes
Written & performed by Daniel Bernath, ABC
Directed by Rob Hampton & Daniel Bernath
Edited by Rob Hampton, Splat Pictures
Graphics by John Hudson, Royal Pictures
The Argument Scene
If you've taken an Avid Certified Training course,
there's a good chance you practiced with footage from
this News Radio scene. Now you can see how it aired.
2 minutes
The Contest Scene
If you've taken an Avid Certified Training course,
there's a good chance you practiced with footage from
this News Radio scene. Now you can see how it aired.
2 minutes
The Foodie Scene
If you've taken an Avid Certified Training course,
there's a good chance you practiced with footage from
this News Radio scene. Now you can see how it aired.
2 minutes
The Best of Gunsmoke
If you've gone to film school of one kind or another,
there's a good chance you practiced with footage from
the 1958 episode of Gunsmoke titled "Buffalo Man."
IMDB information about this episode »
3.5 minutes
Below:
By request, a couple more takes from Gunsmoke.
And, for the curious, the answer to
Whatever became of Abby, actress Patricia Smith?
Click the 
icon below to watch Full Screen
A little more
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The Editor's Prayer
From Gael at www.joyoffilmediting.com
Our perfect director who art in heaven,
Showered with Oscars be thy name.
Thy Lifetime Achievement will come, thy will be done
In the editing room as it is on location.
Give us this day our daily film and
Forgive the missing footage as we also forgive
the person in charge of continuity.
Lead us not into frustration
But deliver us from the talent free director,
For ours is the splicer, the mouse,
and the objective eye.
Forever.
Amen.
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